Free · Week 40 · 8 seats, 1 real rig so far — one of them is yours

Enter your rig.
Get your score.
Battle Sunday.

Upload one photo, type in the basics, and we score your boat out of 100 — then seed you into this week's double-elimination bracket against the rest of the marina. The community votes the matchups. Bragging rights are the entire prize.

No account. No fees. No email required. Voting closes Sunday, October 4 at 11:59 PM UTC.

Past champions

Every finished week keeps its crown and the story of how it was won — tap one to read the route to the title.

Opening matchups

Seeded by Boat Score. Vote in them → one vote per visitor per matchup.

Match W1

#1 Reel Talk

vs

#8 Wind Shift

Match W2

#4 The Money Pit

vs

#5 Aquaholic

Match W3

#3 Second Mortgage

vs

#6 House Payment

Match W4

#2 Basshole

vs

#7 Southern Star

How it works

Four steps, one of which involves arguing about your friends' boats.

1

Enter your rig

A photo and the basics: year, make, model, length, boat type and engine. Sixty seconds, no account, no email required.

2

Get your Boat Score

0–100, instant, with a breakdown of every point and the reason for it. Arguing is encouraged.

3

Get seeded

Your rig lands in this week's double-elimination bracket beside seven other boats — or on the bubble if the eight seats are taken.

4

Battle Sunday

The marina votes the matchups until the Sunday cutoff. Lose twice and you're out. Win, and it's your name on the dock.

The Boat Score is 100 points. Here's where they go.

No black box. Same five factors for a $40k skiff and a $400k sportfisher, and you can see every point and argue with every one.

Every score is deterministic — same boat, same number, every time — and every point comes with a reason you can disagree with. That argument is the product.

Age / classic appeal

22 pts

Classics get credit, not a penalty. An '87 Whaler outscores a tired 2016 bowrider.

Builder reputation

18 pts

Boston Whaler is worth points. So is honest, widely-owned glass.

Model reputation

12 pts

Iconic families score highest. A mystery number gets six and a shrug.

Power vs. length & type

24 pts

Horsepower against what that type and length of boat actually runs — never raw horsepower.

Condition

24 pts

Owner-reported, treated as a claim: condition, engine hours, and whether the story holds together.

Entry completeness

0 pts

Filling the form in more completely is not a boat-quality trait, so it scores nothing. We show it as Entry Complete ✓ or a percentage — next to the score, never inside it.

Owner-reported condition and engine hours are treated as claims: a 5/5 showroom rating with 1,500 hours behind it doesn't score as new, and every explanation that leans on your own report says so.

Think the rubric is wrong? Enter your rig and beat a boat that out-scored yours in the bracket — a matchup win is the only argument this site keeps score of.

Sample rigs are labelled: 1 real rig in the field, padded to 8 with 7 clearly-labelled sample rigs. They are scored by the same rubric as a real submission and they're here so the bracket is never empty. Enter yours and you take a seed off one of them.